The Misadventures of a Ukrainian Orphan
Memoir · Immigrant · LGBTQ+. Growing up in an orphanage in Chernivtsi, and starting over in a country that didn't owe me anything.
Read more →Green Card, Gold Ring — a memoir, coming 2026
I landed at JFK in 2005 with three dollars, a bandura, and a folder of documents — and a story nobody back home believed.
This is that story, told whole for the first time: immigration and marriage, as the one story they always were.
Author of The Misadventures of a Ukrainian Orphan — on Amazon since February 2022, now in its second printing.
Vitaly Kirkpatrick
Author of Green Card, Gold Ring
The story, in five moves
Two books, one arc. The timeline below is the spine of both — the first covers the beginning, the second covers what happened after the plane landed.
"The winters were harsh and biting cold... even inside, I would wear a hat, gloves, and a scarf around my mouth."
A childhood in western Ukraine, and a folder of documents that decided more than I did.
Book one"My luggage was overflowing — one emergency potato, for luck, a beat-up bandura..." Then, at JFK: the last of the cash, gone.
I landed with three dollars, a bandura, and a visa I barely understood, in a country that didn't owe me anything.
Book oneLove arrived with two careful messages and a dollar movie ticket. Nothing about it was strategic.
Book two"A marriage certificate dated August 16, 2008. Proof that we didn't wait for permission."
California's Supreme Court ruled we could marry — exactly two years, to the day, after we'd become a couple. We married for real that August, in San Diego.
Book twoIt took the fall of DOMA before the rest of the country agreed. Green Card, Gold Ring is that decade, told whole for the first time.
Book two“In that moment, I forgot about the three dollars in my pocket.”
— Book 1, The Misadventures of a Ukrainian Orphan
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From the manuscript
GREEN CARD, GOLD RING — excerpt pending
The opening chapter excerpt is being finalized and will be posted here soon — not yet ready to share.
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Books
Memoir · Immigrant · LGBTQ+. Growing up in an orphanage in Chernivtsi, and starting over in a country that didn't owe me anything.
Read more →We married in 2008, on the same date we became a couple two years earlier. California said we could. It took the rest of the country five more years — and this is what those years were actually like.
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Not the arrival montage — the sixteen months of waiting that came after it. Not the wedding photo — the interview room. I grew up in an orphanage in Chernivtsi, landed at JFK in 2005, and spent the next decade learning that belonging somewhere is mostly an administrative act performed by people who are very tired.
My first book covered the beginning. The second covers what it cost to stay.
Vitaly
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